Dark Hair *Check--Tan *Check--Grilled Veggies *Check?

So I am going through my GOOGLE ALERTS and I see that the Caldwell-West Caldwell school district, "working with food distributor Aramark, is striving to help children make better choices when the lunch bell rings by adding fresh fruit and vegetables to the menu." The district is located in Jersey on all places. JERSEY??!!!??? The state that has an ever-loving beacon of ignorance looming of embarrassment broad casted all over national television?? The guidos and juice heads get this before us. Great. Now people would be up in arms if Montgomery or, "The realest Gump-Town" had that junk on T.V. and then we get the privileges that only a few states get over specific spans of time. Some say it has nothing to do with the kids. It has everything to do with the kids. Actually, that is a lie. It doesn't it just kind of made me mad when I thought about Pauli D, Snookie, J-WOW, Joey, and Angelina sitting in the lunchroom, with a couple of grenades, eating healthier than us. Now that's a "situation."